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Sup. I'm Randi. Take a seat, have a smoke, look around. I reblog what I like, sorry if that's lame. /HotDamn for friends, /MeandShit for me.

caseyanthonyofficial:

Cows are so fucking dumb

jeanmarcoing:

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

For weeks the days I spent felt like forever, I couldn’t get you off my mind. I wondered how you got inside my head, and made me think that you were mine. I thought you meant it when you said forever, I guess that was a lie. I still get choked up when I think of you, it happens all the time

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listoflifehacks:

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lostxcause:

Code Orange - I Am King
T.O.T.H

lostxcause:

Code Orange - I Am King

T.O.T.H

asian:

I love it when my driving instructor ask me questions like “are your eyes even open”

spacetwinks:

there’s been a lot of good jokes made about harry potter the series and harry potter the character in specific but the classic i keep returning to is this 32 second bit

obeseblackguy:

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

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